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If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales look the
way they do?

        If you do your best the rest of the way, that takes care of
everything. When we get to October 2, we'll add up the wins, and then
we'll either all go into the playoffs, or we'll all go home and play golf.
        Both those things sound pretty good to me.
                -- Sparky Anderson

If you don't know what game you're playing, don't ask what the score is.

If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up.  You're
the sucker.

If you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take cards.
                -- Harry Blackstone

If you're carrying a torch, put it down.  The Olympics are over.

In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground
with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries.  Anthropologists call
this a form of primitive self-expression.  In America we call it golf.

In Brooklyn, we had such great pennant races, it made the World Series
just something that came later.
                -- Walter O'Malley, Dodgers owner

It gets late early out there.
                -- Yogi Berra

It has long been known that one horse can run faster than another --
but which one?  Differences are crucial.
                -- Lazarus Long