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If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up.  You're
the sucker.

If you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take cards.
                -- Harry Blackstone

If you're carrying a torch, put it down.  The Olympics are over.

In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground
with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries.  Anthropologists call
this a form of primitive self-expression.  In America we call it golf.

In Brooklyn, we had such great pennant races, it made the World Series
just something that came later.
                -- Walter O'Malley, Dodgers owner

It gets late early out there.
                -- Yogi Berra

It has long been known that one horse can run faster than another --
but which one?  Differences are crucial.
                -- Lazarus Long

It's like deja vu all over again.
                -- Yogi Berra

It's not whether you win or lose but how you played the game.
                -- Grantland Rice

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game.