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If you're carrying a torch, put it down.  The Olympics are over.

In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground
with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries.  Anthropologists call
this a form of primitive self-expression.  In America we call it golf.

In Brooklyn, we had such great pennant races, it made the World Series
just something that came later.
                -- Walter O'Malley, Dodgers owner

It gets late early out there.
                -- Yogi Berra

It has long been known that one horse can run faster than another --
but which one?  Differences are crucial.
                -- Lazarus Long

It's like deja vu all over again.
                -- Yogi Berra

It's not whether you win or lose but how you played the game.
                -- Grantland Rice

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game.

Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.

Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee:
        (1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc
           straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this
           force is technically termed "car suck").
        (2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive
           than "Watch this!"
        (3) The probability of a Frisbee hitting something is directly
           proportional to the cost of hitting it.  For instance, a
           Frisbee will always head directly towards a policeman or
           a little old lady rather than the beat up Chevy.
        (4) Your best throw happens when no one is watching; when the
           cute girl you've been trying to impress is watching, the
           Frisbee will invariably bounce out of your hand or hit you
           in the head and knock you silly.