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Linux Wisdom:  118 of 402

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Linux Wisdom:  119 of 402

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
                -- Ogden Nash
 
Linux Wisdom:  120 of 402

Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion.
 
Linux Wisdom:  121 of 402

Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have.
 
Linux Wisdom:  122 of 402

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
                -- Oscar Levant
 
Linux Wisdom:  123 of 402

Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.
                -- Socrates
 
Linux Wisdom:  124 of 402

He has shown you, o man, what is good.  And what does the Lord ask of you,
but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly before your God?
 
Linux Wisdom:  125 of 402

He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
 
Linux Wisdom:  126 of 402

He knows not how to know who knows not also how to unknow.
                -- Sir Richard Burton
 
Linux Wisdom:  127 of 402

He that composes himself is wiser than he that composes a book.
                -- B. Franklin
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