Linux Wisdom

                        Chapter 1

The story so far:

        In the beginning the Universe was created.  This has made a lot
of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
                -- Douglas Adams?

        "Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I
ought to go from here?"
        "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
        "I don't care much where--" said Alice.
        "Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.

Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances.
                -- Herodotus

Coincidences are spiritual puns.
                -- G.K. Chesterton

Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving the nut behind.
                -- Erma Bombeck

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
                -- R. Geis

Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.

Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'.

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.