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Linux Wisdom:  46 of 402

Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving the nut behind.
                -- Erma Bombeck
 
Linux Wisdom:  47 of 402

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
 
Linux Wisdom:  48 of 402

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
                -- R. Geis
 
Linux Wisdom:  49 of 402

Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.
 
Linux Wisdom:  50 of 402

Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'.
 
Linux Wisdom:  51 of 402

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
 
Linux Wisdom:  52 of 402

Death is only a state of mind.

Only it doesn't leave you much time to think about anything else.
 
Linux Wisdom:  53 of 402

Depart not from the path which fate has assigned you.
 
Linux Wisdom:  54 of 402

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help
the rabbit.
                -- R.E. Shay
 
Linux Wisdom:  55 of 402

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't,
don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
                -- Joseph Heller, "God Knows"
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