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Linux Fortunes:  386 of 433

You're almost as happy as you think you are.
 
Linux Fortunes:  387 of 433

You're at the end of the road again.
 
Linux Fortunes:  388 of 433

You're being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
 
Linux Fortunes:  389 of 433

You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life."
 
Linux Fortunes:  390 of 433

You're definitely on their list.  The question to ask next is what list it is.
 
Linux Fortunes:  391 of 433

You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.
 
Linux Fortunes:  392 of 433

You're not my type.  For that matter, you're not even my species!!!
 
Linux Fortunes:  393 of 433

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
 
Linux Fortunes:  394 of 433

You're working under a slight handicap.  You happen to be human.
 
Linux Fortunes:  395 of 433

You've been leading a dog's life.  Stay off the furniture.
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