Freebsd Fortunes 6

Sometimes love ain't nothing but a misunderstanding between two fools.

SOMETIMES THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD is so overwhelming, I just want to throw
back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle and I don't care who hears
me because I am beautiful.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

Sometimes the best medicine is to stop taking something.

Sometimes the light is all shining on me,
Other times I can hardly see.
Lately it occurs to me
What a long strange trip it's been.
                -- The Grateful Dead, "American Beauty"

Sometimes, too long is too long.
                -- Joe Crowe

Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar.  I feel
like I've just got to bite a cat!  I feel like if I don't bite a cat
before sundown, I'll go crazy!  But then I just take a deep breath and
forget about it.  That's what is known as real maturity.
                -- Snoopy

Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means
to me, it's all I can do to keep from telling her.
                -- Andy Capp

Sometimes when you look into his eyes you get the feeling that someone
else is driving.
                -- David Letterman

Sometimes you get an almost irresistible urge to go on living.

Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.