Freebsd Fortunes 3

As Will Rogers would have said,
"There is no such things as a free variable."

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season.  There is a simple memory
aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order
chocolate dishes: Any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the
proper time for chocolate.
                -- Sandra Boynton, "Chocolate: The Consuming Passion"

As you grow older, you will still do foolish things,
but you will do them with much more enthusiasm.
                -- The Cowboy

As you will see, I told them, in no uncertain terms, to see Figure one.
                -- Dave "First Strike" Pare

As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself."

ASCII:
        The control code for all beginning programmers and those who would
        become computer literate.  Etymologically, the term has come down as
        a contraction of the often-repeated phrase "ascii and you shall
        receive."
                -- Robb Russon

ASCII a stupid question, you get an EBCDIC answer.

ASHes to ASHes, DOS to DOS.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
If God won't have you, the devil must.

Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if
one went to Harvard).
                -- Edgar R. Fiedler