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(1) Everything depends.
(2) Nothing is always.
(3) Everything is sometimes.
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100 buckets of bits on the bus
100 buckets of bits
Take one down, short it to ground
FF buckets of bits on the bus
FF buckets of bits on the bus
FF buckets of bits
Take one down, short it to ground
FE buckets of bits on the bus
ad infinitum...
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$100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at
which time it will be worth absolutely nothing.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 154 of 3566 |
10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
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101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR
(1) Scarecrow for centipedes
(2) Dead cat brush
(3) Hair barrettes
(4) Cleats
(5) Self-piercing earrings
(6) Fungus trellis
(7) False eyelashes
(8) Prosthetic dog claws
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(99) Window garden harrow (pulled behind Tonka tractors)
(100) Killer velcro
(101) Currency
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Freebsd Fortunes: 156 of 3566 |
1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's
the law!
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186,282 miles per second:
It isn't just a good idea, it's the law!
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Freebsd Fortunes: 158 of 3566 |
2180, U.S. History question:
What 20th Century U.S. President was almost impeached and what
office did he later hold?
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3 syncs represent the trinity - init, the child and the eternal zombie
process. In doing 3, you're paying homage to each and I think such
traditions are important in this shallow, mercurial business we find
ourselves in.
-- Jordan K. Hubbard
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$3,000,000
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