Freebsd Murphys Law

Real programmers don't grumble about the disadvantages
of Cobol when they don't know any other language.

Definition of an elephant:
A mouse built to goverment specifications.

Real programmers are kind to rookies.

Real programmers don't notch their desks for each
completed service request.

You don't have to be crazy to work here
but it sure helps!!!!!!!

Real programmers don't announce how many times the
operations department called them last night.

A day without sunshine ....
is like ... night!

Real programmers are secure enough to write readable code,
which they then self-righteously refuse to explain.

Real programmers don't play video games, they write them.

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.