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Newpaper editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then
print the chaff.
-- Adlai Stevenson
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NEWS FLASH!!
Today the East German pole-vault champion
became the West German pole-vault champion.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 683 of 2298 |
news: gotcha
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NEWSFLASH!!
Rodney Fenster looked up the shaft of elevator number four at
1700 N. 17th St. this morning to see if the elevator was on its way down.
It was. Age 31.
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Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law:
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 686 of 2298 |
Next Friday will not be your lucky day.
As a matter of fact, you don't have a lucky day this year.
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Nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
-- Foghorn Leghorn
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 688 of 2298 |
Nice guys don't finish nice.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 689 of 2298 |
Nice guys finish last.
-- Leo Durocher
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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
-- Evan Davis
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