Freebsd Fortunes 7

With all the fancy scientists in the world,
why can't they just once build a nuclear balm.

With all the talent around, it's sort of
amazing that a woman could be up here with us.
                -- Ralph Kiner, on introducing an award winner

With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time
they make a law it's a joke.
                -- W. Rogers

With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand
miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules,
and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there
is no such thing as progress.
                -- Ransom K. Ferm

With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind
she lies.  And when she lies, she does not believe herself.
                -- Tolstoy

With listening comes wisdom, with speaking repentance.

With reasonable men I will reason;
with humane men I will plead;
but to tyrants I will give no quarter.
                -- William Lloyd Garrison

With the end of the football season, a star player for the college team
celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late-night campus
party.  Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful coed and
eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many dates at
parties.
        "Oh, I have a three point eight, so I'm much more attracted to the
strong academic types than to the dumb party animals," she said.  "What's
your G.P.A.?"
        Grinning ear to ear, the jock boasted, "I get about twenty-five in
the city and forty on the highway."

With the end of the football season, a star player on the college team was
celebrating the relaxation of his curfew by attending a late-night campus
party.  Soon after arriving, he was captivated by a beautiful coed and
eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many dates at
parties.
        "Oh, I have a three point eight, so I'm much more attracted to the
strong academic types than to the dumb party animals," she said.  "What's
you G.P.A.?"
        Grinning from ear to ear, the jock boasted, "I get at least
twenty-five in the city and forty on the highway!"