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Carson's Consolation:
Nothing is ever a complete failure.
It can always be used as a bad example.
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Carson's Observation on Footwear:
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 593 of 2182 |
Carswell's Corollary:
Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap,
nature invariably comes up with a better mouse.
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Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world.
-- The Beach Boys
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 595 of 2182 |
Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles.
-- Howard Chaykin
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Catproof is an oxymoron, childproof nearly so.
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
-- Garrison Keillor
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull
a sled through the snow.
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Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.
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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson"
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