Freebsd Fortunes 3

Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western
Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.  Orbiting this
at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly
insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are
so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty
neat idea.
                -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy"

Farmers in the Iowa State survey rated machinery breakdowns more
stressful than divorce.
                -- Wall Street Journal

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter
it every six months.
                -- Oscar Wilde

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
                -- Victor Hugo

Fast, cheap, good: pick two.

Fast ship?  You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
                -- Han Solo

Faster, faster, you fool, you fool!
                -- Bill Cosby

Fat Liberation: because a waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Fat people of the world unite, we've got nothing to lose!