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Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower.
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Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.
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Never try to outstubborn a cat.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
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Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes.
-- Dr. Warren Jackson, Director, UTCS
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"Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon."
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Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's
supposed to do.
-- R. A. Heinlein
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New crypt. See /usr/news/crypt.
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New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in
any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
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New members are urgently needed in the Society for Prevention of
Cruelty to Yourself. Apply within.
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New members urgently required for SUICIDE CLUB, Watford area.
-- Monty Python's Big Red Book
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