Freebsd Fortunes

Fog Lamps, n.:
        Excessively (often obnoxiously) bright lamps mounted on the
fronts of automobiles; used on dry, clear nights to indicate that the
driver's brain is in a fog.

See also "Idiot Lights".

Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.
                -- Walt Kelly, "Putluck Pogo"

For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...

For a good time, call (510) 642-9483

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a
cat.

"For an adequate time call 555-3321"

For an idea to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be
always old-fashioned.

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat,
and wrong.
                -- H. L. Mencken

For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.
                -- R. Clopton

For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.