Freebsd Fortunes 6

The groundhog is like most other prophets;
it delivers its message and then disappears.

The happiest time in any man's life is just after the first divorce.
                -- Galbraith

The happiest time of a person's life is after his first divorce.
                -- J.K. Galbraith

The hardest part of climbing the ladder of
success is getting through the crowd at the bottom.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
                -- Albert Einstein

The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when
you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.

The hater of property and of government takes care to have his warranty
deed recorded, and the book written against fame and learning has the
author's name on the title page.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1831

The hatred of relatives is the most violent.
                -- Tacitus (c.55 - c.117)

The health of a democratic society may be measured by the quality
of functions performed by private citizens.
                -- Alexis de Tocqueville

The hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom
whereof the memory of man runneth not howsomever to the contrary, nohow.