Freebsd Fortunes 4

Human kind cannot bear very much reality.
                -- T.S. Eliot, "Four Quartets: Burnt Norton"

Human resources are human first, and resources second.
                -- J. Garbers

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober,
responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and
immature.
                -- Tom Robbins

Humans are communications junkies.  We just can't get enough.
                -- Alan Kay

Humility is the first of the virtues -- for other people.
                -- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.

Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse.
                -- William Gilbert

Humorists always sit at the children's table.
                -- Woody Allen

"Humpf!" Humpfed a voice! "For almost two days you've run wild and insisted on
chatting with persons who've never existed.  Such carryings-on in our peaceable
jungle!  We've had quite enough of you bellowing bungle!  And I'm here to
state," snapped the big kangaroo, "That your silly nonsensical game is all
through!"  And the young kangaroo in her pouch said, "Me, too!"
        "With the help of the Wickersham Brothers and dozens of Wickersham
Uncles and Wickersham Cousins and Wickersham In-Laws, whose help I've engaged,
You're going to be roped!  And you're going to be caged!  And, as for your
dust speck...  Hah! That we shall boil in a hot steaming kettle of Beezle-But
oil!"
                -- Dr. Seuss "Horton Hears a Who"

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!