Freebsd Fortunes 5

Nuclear powered vacuuum cleaners will probably be a reality within 10 years.
                -- Alex Lewyt (President of the Lewyt Corporation,
                   manufacturers of vacuum cleaners), quoted in The New York
                   Times, June 10, 1955.

[Nuclear war] ... may not be desirable.
                -- Edwin Meese III

Nuclear war would mean abolition of most comforts, and disruption of
normal routines, for children and adults alike.
                -- Willard F. Libby, "You Can Survive Atomic Attack"

Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.

Nuke the unborn gay female whales for Jesus.

Nuke them till they glow, then shoot them in the dark.

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Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit.
                -- Seneca

Numeric stability is probably not all that important when you're guessing.

Nurse Donna:    Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up an old maid.
Groucho:        Well, bring her in and we'll wind her up together.
Nurse Donna:    Do you believe in computer dating?
Groucho:        Only if the computers really love each other.