Linux People

WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he's struggling to become a human being I have to
laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years.  Struggle
to become a parrot or something.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
                -- Oscar Wilde

Whenever someone tells you to take their advice, you can be pretty sure
that they're not using it.

... whether it is better to spend a life not knowing what you want or to
spend a life knowing exactly what you want and that you will never have it.
                -- Richard Shelton

While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is
admission to someone else.

While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several.

While most peoples' opinions change, the conviction of their
correctness never does.

While we are sleeping, two-thirds of the world is plotting to do us in.
                -- Dean Rusk

While you don't greatly need the outside world, it's still very
reassuring to know that it's still there.