Linux People

You just wait, I'll sin till I blow up!
                -- Dylan Thomas

You know how to win a victory, Hannibal, but not how to use it.
                -- Maharbal

You know it's going to be a bad day when you want to put on the clothes
you wore home from the party and there aren't any.

You know it's going to be a long day when you get up, shave and shower,
start to get dressed and your shoes are still warm.
                -- Dean Webber

You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday.
                -- Garfield

You know what they say -- the sweetest word in the English language is revenge.
                -- Peter Beard

You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit.
                -- E.A. Gilliam

You know you're in trouble when...
(1)     You wake up face down on the pavement.
(2)     Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
(3)     You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes
                out of the city.
(4)     Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
(5)     You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then
                remember that you don't have a waterbed.
(6)     Your doctor tells you you're allergic to chocolate.

You know you're in trouble when...
(1)     You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your
                skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
                Especially if you're a man.
(2)     Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
(3)     Your income tax check bounces.
(4)     You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
(5)     Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
(6)     You wake up to the soothing sound of flowing water... the day
                after you bought a waterbed.
(7)     You go on your honeymoon to a remote little hotel and the desk
                clerk, bell hop, and manager have a "Welcome Back" party
                for your spouse.

You know you're in trouble when...
(1)     Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you
                follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
(2)     You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party
                and there aren't any.
(3)     Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
(4)     The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
(5)     You wake up and your braces are locked together.
(6)     Your mother approves of the person you're dating.