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How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

How many "coming men" has one known!  Where on earth do they all go to?
                -- Sir Arthur Wing Pinero

However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional
manner ... sulking and nausea.
                -- Tom K. Ryan

Human kind cannot bear very much reality.
                -- T.S. Eliot, "Four Quartets: Burnt Norton"

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober,
responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and
immature.
                -- Tom Robbins

Humans are communications junkies.  We just can't get enough.
                -- Alan Kay

Humility is the first of the virtues -- for other people.
                -- Oliver Wendell Holmes

I allow the world to live as it chooses, and I allow myself to live as I
choose.

I always choose my friends for their good looks and my enemies for their
good intellects.  Man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies.
                -- Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Dorian Gray"

I always pass on good advice.  It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never any good to oneself.
                -- Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband"