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Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.

Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.

Never kick a man, unless he's down.

Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.

Never pay a compliment as if expecting a receipt.

Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on
that subject.
                -- Charles-Maurice De Talleyrand

Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.

Never trust anybody whose arm is bigger than your leg.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Never, ever lie to someone you love unless you're absolutely sure they'll
never find out the truth.