| Linux Platitudes: 13 of 497 |
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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| Linux Platitudes: 14 of 497 |
A couch is as good as a chair.
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| Linux Platitudes: 15 of 497 |
A day without orange juice is like a day without orange juice.
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| Linux Platitudes: 16 of 497 |
A day without sunshine is like a day without Anita Bryant.
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| Linux Platitudes: 17 of 497 |
A day without sunshine is like a day without orange juice.
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| Linux Platitudes: 18 of 497 |
A day without sunshine is like night.
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| Linux Platitudes: 19 of 497 |
A dead man cannot bite.
-- Gnaeus Pompeius (Pompey)
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| Linux Platitudes: 20 of 497 |
A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.
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| Linux Platitudes: 21 of 497 |
A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign. "Free
Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."
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A father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for
her birthday. An hour later, when wandered through the house, he found her
looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen. "My pup," she murmured
sadly, "runneth over."
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