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Linux Platitudes

Fortune: 24 - 33 of 497 from Linux Platitudes

Linux Platitudes:  24 of 497

A fool and your money are soon partners.
 
Linux Platitudes:  25 of 497

A fool must now and then be right by chance.
 
Linux Platitudes:  26 of 497

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
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A friend in need is a pest indeed.
 
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A full belly makes a dull brain.
                -- Ben Franklin

                [and the local candy machine man.  Ed]
 
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        A girl spent a couple hours on the phone talking to her two best
friends, Maureen Jones, and Maureen Brown.  When asked by her father why she
had been on the phone so long, she responded "I heard a funny story today
and I've been telling it to the Maureens."
 
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A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).
 
Linux Platitudes:  31 of 497

A good memory does not equal pale ink.
 
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A good name lost is seldom regained.  When character is gone,
all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.
                -- J. Hawes
 
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A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
                -- Patton
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