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Linux Platitudes:  232 of 497

If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.
                -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
 
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If in doubt, mumble.
 
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
 
Linux Platitudes:  235 of 497

If it heals good, say it.
 
Linux Platitudes:  236 of 497

If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
 
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If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will.
 
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If there is no wind, row.
                -- Polish proverb
 
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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
                -- Laurence J. Peter
 
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If wishes were horses, then beggars would be thieves.
 
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If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk.
If you wish to be happy for three days, get married.
If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it.
If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.
                -- Chinese Proverb
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