Linux Politics

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year
with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers

If you took all of the grains of sand in the world, and lined
them up end to end in a row, you'd be working for the government!
                -- Mr. Interesting

If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the
Constitution.  It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's
statecraft.  Instead, read selected portions of the Washington telephone
directory containing listings for all the organizations with titles
beginning with the word "National."
                -- George Will

If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some
memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin'
it, even if they don't know what it means.
                -- Walt Kelly, "The Pogo Party"

If your hands are clean and your cause is just and your demands are
reasonable, at least it's a start.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
                -- Robert Orben

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
                -- Jack Paar

Imbalance of power corrupts and monopoly of power corrupts absolutely.
                -- Genji

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
                -- Jack Paar

In America, any boy may become president and I suppose that's just one
of the risks he takes.
                -- Adlai Stevenson

In an orderly world, there's always a place for the disorderly.