Linux Politics

Poland has gun control.

Political history is far too criminal a subject to be a fit thing to
teach children.
                -- W.H. Auden

Political speeches are like steer horns.  A point here, a point there,
and a lot of bull inbetween.
                -- Alfred E. Neuman

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell
all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.

Politicians are the same all over.  They promise to build a bridge even
where there is no river.
        -- Nikita Khrushchev

Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
                -- Arthur C. Clarke

Politicians speak for their parties, and parties never are, never have
been, and never will be wrong.
                -- Walter Dwight

Politics -- the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign
funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other.
                -- Oscar Ameringer

Politics and the fate of mankind are formed by men without ideals and without
greatness.  Those who have greatness within them do not go in for politics.
                -- Albert Camus

Politics are almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous.  In war,
you can only be killed once.
                -- Winston Churchill