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Fortune: 5 - 14 of 135 from Linux Riddles

Linux Riddles:  5 of 135

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #31
A:      Chicken Teriyaki.
Q:      What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot?
 
Linux Riddles:  6 of 135

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #4
A:      Go west, young man, go west!
Q:      What do wabbits do when they get tiwed of wunning awound?
 
Linux Riddles:  7 of 135

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #5
A:      The Halls of Montezuma and the Shores of Tripoli.
Q:      Name two families whose kids won't join the Marines.
 
Linux Riddles:  8 of 135

Knock, knock!
        Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
        Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet Evening...
 
Linux Riddles:  9 of 135

Knucklehead:    "Knock, knock"
Pee Wee:        "Who's there?"
Knucklehead:    "Little ol' lady."
Pee Wee:        "Liddle ol' lady who?"
Knucklehead:    "I didn't know you could yodel"
 
Linux Riddles:  10 of 135

Q:      "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
        existentialist?"
A:      "Is there a dog?"
 
Linux Riddles:  11 of 135

Q:      Are we not men?
A:      We are Vaxen.
 
Linux Riddles:  12 of 135

Q:      Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A:      One per person.
 
Linux Riddles:  13 of 135

Q:      Heard about the <ethnic> who couldn't spell?
A:      He spent the night in a warehouse.
 
Linux Riddles:  14 of 135

Q:      How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A:      When his lips move.
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