| Linux Riddles: 9 of 135 |
Knucklehead: "Knock, knock"
Pee Wee: "Who's there?"
Knucklehead: "Little ol' lady."
Pee Wee: "Liddle ol' lady who?"
Knucklehead: "I didn't know you could yodel"
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| Linux Riddles: 10 of 135 |
Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
existentialist?"
A: "Is there a dog?"
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| Linux Riddles: 11 of 135 |
Q: Are we not men?
A: We are Vaxen.
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| Linux Riddles: 12 of 135 |
Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A: One per person.
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| Linux Riddles: 13 of 135 |
Q: Heard about the <ethnic> who couldn't spell?
A: He spent the night in a warehouse.
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| Linux Riddles: 14 of 135 |
Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A: When his lips move.
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| Linux Riddles: 15 of 135 |
Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
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| Linux Riddles: 16 of 135 |
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame way!
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| Linux Riddles: 17 of 135 |
Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
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Q: How do you know when you're in the <ethnic> section of Vermont?
A: The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles.
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