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I'd rather be led to hell than managed to heavan.

I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around.

I'm always looking for a new idea that will be more productive than its cost.
        -- David Rockefeller

I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock.
        -- Henny Youngman

I:
    The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin
    with a silk sow.  The same is true of money.
II:
    If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would
    probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
III:
    There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
IV:
    If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
V:
    One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output.
    Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average
    output.
        -- Norman Augustine

If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had
lost his senses.  When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.

If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
        -- G.K. Chesterton

If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for.
        -- W.C. Fields

If all else fails, lower your standards.

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?