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Linux Work:  391 of 630

Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not
take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously.
        -- Booth Tarkington
Linux Work:  392 of 630

Talent does what it can.
Genius does what it must.
You do what you get paid to do.
Linux Work:  393 of 630

Telephone books are like dictionaries -- if you know the answer before
you look it up, you can eventually reaffirm what you thought you knew
but weren't sure.  But if you're searching for something you don't
already know, your fingers could walk themselves to death.
        -- Erma Bombeck
Linux Work:  394 of 630

Term, holidays, term, holidays, till we leave school, and then work, work,
work till we die.
        -- C.S. Lewis
Linux Work:  395 of 630

That's life.
    What's life?
A magazine.
    How much does it cost?
    I only have a dollar.
That's life.
Linux Work:  396 of 630

The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by
people who want some.
        -- Dwight MacDonald
Linux Work:  397 of 630

The `loner' may be respected, but he is always resented by his colleagues,
for he seems to be passing a critical judgment on them, when he may be
simply making a limiting statement about himself.
        -- Sidney Harris
Linux Work:  398 of 630

The absent ones are always at fault.
Linux Work:  399 of 630

The annual meeting of the "You Have To Listen To Experience" Club is now in
session.  Our Achievement Awards this year are in the fields of publishing,
advertising and industry.  For best consistent contribution in the field of
publishing our award goes to editor, R.L.K., [...] for his unrivalled alle-
giance without variation to the statement: "Personally I'd love to do it,
we'd ALL love to do it.  But we're not going to do it.  It's not the kind of
book our house knows how to handle."  Our superior performance award in the
field of advertising goes to media executive, E.L.M., [...] for the continu-
ally creative use of the old favorite: "I think what you've got here could be
very exciting.  Why not give it one more try based on the approach I've out-
lined and see if you can come up with something fresh."  Our final award for
courageous holding action in the field of industry goes to supervisor, R.S.,
[...] for her unyielding grip on "I don't care if they fire me, I've been
arguing for a new approach for YEARS but are we SURE that this is the right
time--"  I would like to conclude this meeting with a verse written specially
for our prospectus by our founding president fifty years ago -- and now, as
then, fully expressive of the emotion most close to all our hearts --
    Treat freshness as a youthful quirk,
        And dare not stray to ideas new,
    For if t'were tried they might e'en work
        And for a living what woulds't we do?
Linux Work:  400 of 630

The answer to the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is...

    Four day work week,
    Two ply toilet paper!
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