Linux Work

The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important
point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly
important thing to people.
        -- Donald N. Smith, president of Burger King

The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the
number of participants.
        -- Adam Walinsky

The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided
by the number of people in the group.

The King and his advisor are overlooking the battle field:

King:       "How goes the battle plan?"
Advisor:    "See those little black specks running to the right?"
K:  "Yes."
A:  "Those are their guys. And all those little red specks running
    to the left are our guys. Then when they collide we wait till
    the dust clears."
K:  "And?"
A:  "If there are more red specks left than black specks, we win."
K:  "But what about the ^#!!$% battle plan?"
A:  "So far, it seems to be going according to specks."

The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for
everything that goes wrong -- until the next person quits or is fired.

The longer the title, the less important the job.

The major difference between bonds and bond traders is that the bonds will
eventually mature.

The means-and-ends moralists, or non-doers, always end up on their ends
without any means.
        -- Saul Alinsky

The meek don't want it.

The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.