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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed
to be doing at the moment.
-- Robert Benchley
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| Linux Work: 46 of 630 |
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
-- Publius Syrus
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| Linux Work: 47 of 630 |
Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make one with none.
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| Linux Work: 48 of 630 |
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
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| Linux Work: 49 of 630 |
Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't. The label means the
price went up. The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW"
means the price went way up.
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| Linux Work: 50 of 630 |
"At least they're EXPERIENCED incompetents"
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| Linux Work: 51 of 630 |
At these prices, I lose money -- but I make it up in volume.
-- Peter G. Alaquon
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| Linux Work: 52 of 630 |
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
number of pens that person is carrying.
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| Linux Work: 53 of 630 |
Be sociable. Speak to the person next to you in the unemployment line tomorrow.
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| Linux Work: 54 of 630 |
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