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Linux Work:  408 of 630

The best way to avoid responsibility is to say, "I've got responsibilities."
 
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The Bible on letters of reference:

    Are we beginning all over again to produce our credentials?  Do
we, like some people, need letters of introduction to you, or from you?
No, you are all the letter we need, a letter written on your heart; any
man can see it for what it is and read it for himself.
        -- 2 Corinthians 3:1-2, New English translation
 
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The biggest mistake you can make is to believe that you are working for
someone else.
 
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    The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff
in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.  Everybody but one girl
laughed uproariously.  "What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you
got a sense of humor?"
    "I don't have to laugh," she said.  "I'm leaving Friday anyway.
 
Linux Work:  412 of 630

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up
in the morning, and does not stop until you get to work.
 
Linux Work:  413 of 630

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job
application form.
        -- Stanley J. Randall
 
Linux Work:  414 of 630

The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos.
        -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
 
Linux Work:  415 of 630

The cost of feathers has risen, even down is up!
 
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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
 
Linux Work:  417 of 630

The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.
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