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Fortune: 617 - 626 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  617 of 833

Whenever a superstar is traded to your favorite team,
he fades.  Whenever your team trades away a usless
no-name, he immediately rises to stardom.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  618 of 833

Never leave hold of what you've got until you've
got hold of something else.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  619 of 833

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or
her opposition.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  620 of 833

The only way to make up for being lost is to make
record time while you are lost.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  621 of 833

The amount of wind will vary inversely with the number
and experience of the people you have on board.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  622 of 833

No matter how strong the breeze when you leave the dock
once you have reached the furthest point from port
the wind will die.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  623 of 833

The time available to go fishing shrinks as the fishing
season draws nearer.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  624 of 833

The least experienced fisherman always catches the
biggest fish.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  625 of 833

The more elaborate and costly the equipment, the greater
the chance of having to stop at the fish market
on the way home.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  626 of 833

The worse your line is tangled, the better is the
fishing around you.
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