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If parents would only realize how they bore their children.
-- G.B. Shaw
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If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward,
then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-- Albert Einstein
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life,
there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
-- Doug Larson
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If people drank ink instead of Schlitz, they'd be better off.
-- Edward E. Hippensteel
[What brand of ink? Ed.]
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If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches, they
will take sandwiches.
-- Lord Boyd-orr
Eats first, morals after.
-- Bertolt Brecht, "The Threepenny Opera"
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If people say that here and there someone has been taken away and maltreated,
I can only reply: You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.
-- Hermann Goering
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If people see that you mean them no harm,
they'll never hurt you, nine times out of ten!
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If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
-- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"
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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?