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If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good attitude.
If it has a good attitude, it will make a commitment to playing the
game right.  If it plays the game right, it will win -- unless, of
course, it doesn't have enough talent to win, and no manager can make
goose-liver pate out of goose feathers, so why worry?
                -- Sparky Anderson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  842 of 2327

If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
                -- G.K. Chesterton
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  843 of 2327

If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for.
                -- W.C. Fields
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  844 of 2327

If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's a workstation?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  845 of 2327

If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever
to get a "fix" of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude
that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine.
                -- Rob Stampfli
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  846 of 2327

If all be true that I do think,
There be five reasons why one should drink;
Good friends, good wine, or being dry,
Or lest we should be by-and-by,
Or any other reason why.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  847 of 2327

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
                -- John Kenneth Galbraith
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  848 of 2327

If all else fails, lower your standards.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  849 of 2327

If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  850 of 2327

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end -- I
wouldn't be a bit surprised.
                -- Dorothy Parker
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