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Fortune: 1002 - 1011 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1002 of 2327

If parents would only realize how they bore their children.
                -- G.B. Shaw
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1003 of 2327

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward,
then we are a sorry lot indeed.
                -- Albert Einstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1004 of 2327

If people concentrated on the really important things in life,
there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
                -- Doug Larson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1005 of 2327

If people drank ink instead of Schlitz, they'd be better off.
                -- Edward E. Hippensteel

[What brand of ink?  Ed.]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1006 of 2327

If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches, they
will take sandwiches.
                -- Lord Boyd-orr

Eats first, morals after.
                -- Bertolt Brecht, "The Threepenny Opera"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1007 of 2327

If people say that here and there someone has been taken away and maltreated,
I can only reply: You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.
                -- Hermann Goering
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1008 of 2327

If people see that you mean them no harm,
they'll never hurt you, nine times out of ten!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1009 of 2327

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1010 of 2327

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
                -- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1011 of 2327

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
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