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Freebsd Zippy:  417 of 549

So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYABEAN FUTURES into HIGH-YIELD T-BILL
INDICATORS, the PRE-INFLATIONARY risks will DWINDLE to a rate of 2
SHOPPING SPREES per EGGPLANT!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  418 of 549

someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN
 
Freebsd Zippy:  419 of 549

Sometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  420 of 549

Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB
CHOP!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  421 of 549

Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up a
batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  422 of 549

Somewhere in Tenafly, New Jersey, a chiropractor is viewing "Leave it
to Beaver"!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  423 of 549

Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!!  I wonder why?
 
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TAILFINS!! ... click ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  425 of 549

        Talking Pinhead Blues:
Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel
    TWENTY-SIX!!

Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been
    DEAD for YEARS..  (sniff)

My PLATFORM SHOE collection was CHEWED up by th' dog, ALEXANDER HAIG
    won't let me take a SHOWER 'til Easter ... (snurf)

So I went to the kitchen, but WALNUT PANELING whup me upside mah HAID!!
    (on no, no, no..  Heh, heh)
 
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TAPPING?  You POLITICIANS!  Don't you realize that the END of the "Wash
Cycle" is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?!
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