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Fortune: 1011 - 1020 of 1023 from Linux Computers

Linux Computers:  1011 of 1023

You're at Witt's End.
 
Linux Computers:  1012 of 1023

You're not Dave.  Who are you?
 
Linux Computers:  1013 of 1023

You're using a keyboard!  How quaint!
 
Linux Computers:  1014 of 1023

You've been Berkeley'ed!
 
Linux Computers:  1015 of 1023

Your code should be more efficient!
 
Linux Computers:  1016 of 1023

Your computer account is overdrawn.  Please reauthorize.
 
Linux Computers:  1017 of 1023

Your computer account is overdrawn.  Please see Big Brother.
 
Linux Computers:  1018 of 1023

Your fault -- core dumped
 
Linux Computers:  1019 of 1023

Your files are now being encrypted and thrown into the bit bucket.
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Linux Computers:  1020 of 1023

Your mode of life will be changed to ASCII.
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