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Computer Science is the only discipline in which we view adding a new wing
to a building as being maintenance
                -- Jim Horning
 
Linux Computers:  182 of 1023

Computers are not intelligent.  They only think they are.
 
Linux Computers:  183 of 1023

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
                -- Gilb
 
Linux Computers:  184 of 1023

Computers are useless.  They can only give you answers.
                -- Pablo Picasso
 
Linux Computers:  185 of 1023

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in
the world that just don't add up.
 
Linux Computers:  186 of 1023

Computers don't actually think.
        You just think they think.
                (We think.)
 
Linux Computers:  187 of 1023

Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more
than the estimate the job will cost.
 
Linux Computers:  188 of 1023

Conceptual integrity in turn dictates that the design must proceed
from one mind, or from a very small number of agreeing resonant minds.
                -- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical Man Month"
 
Linux Computers:  189 of 1023

Congratulations!  You are the one-millionth user to log into our system.
If there's anything special we can do for you, anything at all, don't
hesitate to ask!
 
Linux Computers:  190 of 1023

        Cosmotronic Software Unlimited Inc. does not warrant that the
functions contained in the program will meet your requirements or that
the operation of the program will be uninterrupted or error-free.
        However, Cosmotronic Software Unlimited Inc. warrants the
diskette(s) on which the program is furnished to be of black color and
square shape under normal use for a period of ninety (90) days from the
date of purchase.
        NOTE: IN NO EVENT WILL COSMOTRONIC SOFTWARE UNLIMITED OR ITS
DISTRIBUTORS AND THEIR DEALERS BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR ANY DAMAGES, INCLUDING
ANY LOST PROFIT, LOST SAVINGS, LOST PATIENCE OR OTHER INCIDENTAL OR
CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES.
                -- Horstmann Software Design, the "ChiWriter" user manual
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