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Computer Science is the only discipline in which we view adding a new wing
to a building as being maintenance
-- Jim Horning
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Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
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Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
-- Pablo Picasso
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Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in
the world that just don't add up.
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Computers don't actually think.
You just think they think.
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Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more
than the estimate the job will cost.
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Conceptual integrity in turn dictates that the design must proceed
from one mind, or from a very small number of agreeing resonant minds.
-- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical Man Month"
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Congratulations! You are the one-millionth user to log into our system.
If there's anything special we can do for you, anything at all, don't
hesitate to ask!
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Cosmotronic Software Unlimited Inc. does not warrant that the
functions contained in the program will meet your requirements or that
the operation of the program will be uninterrupted or error-free.
However, Cosmotronic Software Unlimited Inc. warrants the
diskette(s) on which the program is furnished to be of black color and
square shape under normal use for a period of ninety (90) days from the
date of purchase.
NOTE: IN NO EVENT WILL COSMOTRONIC SOFTWARE UNLIMITED OR ITS
DISTRIBUTORS AND THEIR DEALERS BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR ANY DAMAGES, INCLUDING
ANY LOST PROFIT, LOST SAVINGS, LOST PATIENCE OR OTHER INCIDENTAL OR
-- Horstmann Software Design, the "ChiWriter" user manual