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Linux Computers:  239 of 1023

During the next two hours, the system will be going up and down several
times, often with lin~po_~{po       ~poz~ppo~{ o n~po_~{o[po   ~y oodsou>#w4k**n~po_~{ol;lkld;f;g;dd;po~{o
 
Linux Computers:  240 of 1023

E Pluribus Unix
 
Linux Computers:  241 of 1023

Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs.
                -- Kernighan
 
Linux Computers:  242 of 1023

Each of these cults correspond to one of the two antagonists in the age of
Reformation.  In the realm of the Apple Macintosh, as in Catholic Europe,
worshipers peer devoutly into screens filled with "icons."  All is sound and
imagery and Appledom.  Even words look like decorative filigrees in exotic
typefaces.  The greatest icon of all, the inviolable Apple itself, stands in
the dominate position at the upper-left corner of the screen.  A central
corporate headquarters decrees the form of all rites and practices.
Infalliable doctrine issues from one executive officer whose selection occurs
in a sealed boardroom.  Should anyone in his curia question his powers, the
offender is excommunicated into outer darkness.  The expelled heretic founds
a new company, mutters obscurely of the coming age and the next computer,
then disappears into silence, taking his stockholders with him.  The mother
company forbids financial competition as sternly as it stifles ideological
competition; if you want to use computer programs that conform to Apple's
orthodoxy, you must buy a computer made and sold by Apple itself.
                -- Edward Mendelson, "The New Republic", February 22, 1988
 
Linux Computers:  243 of 1023

/earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.
 
Linux Computers:  244 of 1023

Earth is a beta site.
 
Linux Computers:  245 of 1023

/earth: file system full.
 
Linux Computers:  246 of 1023

egrep -n '^[a-z].*(' $ | sort -t':' +2.0
 
Linux Computers:  247 of 1023

Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because
God is not capricious or arbitrary.  No such faith comforts the software
engineer.
                -- Fred Brooks
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