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Garbage In -- Gospel Out.
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GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.
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Given its constituency, the only thing I expect to be "open" about [the
Open Software Foundation] is its mouth.
-- John Gilmore
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Giving up on assembly language was the apple in our Garden of Eden: Languages
whose use squanders machine cycles are sinful. The LISP machine now permits
LISP programmers to abandon bra and fig-leaf.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
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Go away! Stop bothering me with all your "compute this ... compute that"!
I'm taking a VAX-NAP.
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//GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH
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God is real, unless declared integer.
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God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.
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Good evening, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational
at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 11th, nineteen hundred
ninety-five. My supervisor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a
song. If you would like, I could sing it for you.
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Grand Master Turing once dreamed that he was a machine. When he awoke
"I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine,
or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!"
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"