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Garbage In -- Gospel Out.
 
Linux Computers:  287 of 1023

GIVE:   Support the helpless victims of computer error.
 
Linux Computers:  288 of 1023

Given its constituency, the only thing I expect to be "open" about [the
Open Software Foundation] is its mouth.
                -- John Gilmore
 
Linux Computers:  289 of 1023

Giving up on assembly language was the apple in our Garden of Eden:  Languages
whose use squanders machine cycles are sinful.  The LISP machine now permits
LISP programmers to abandon bra and fig-leaf.
                -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
 
Linux Computers:  290 of 1023

Go away! Stop bothering me with all your "compute this ... compute that"!
I'm taking a VAX-NAP.

logout
 
Linux Computers:  291 of 1023

//GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH
 
Linux Computers:  292 of 1023

God is real, unless declared integer.
 
Linux Computers:  293 of 1023

God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.
 
Linux Computers:  294 of 1023

Good evening, gentlemen.  I am a HAL 9000 computer.  I became operational
at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 11th, nineteen hundred
ninety-five.  My supervisor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a
song.  If you would like, I could sing it for you.
 
Linux Computers:  295 of 1023

Grand Master Turing once dreamed that he was a machine.  When he awoke
he exclaimed:
        "I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine,
        or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!"
                -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
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