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Help stamp out Mickey-Mouse computer interfaces -- Menus are for Restaurants!
 
Linux Computers:  312 of 1023

Help!  I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory!
 
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Help!  I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70!
 
Linux Computers:  314 of 1023

HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!
 
Linux Computers:  315 of 1023

Heuristics are bug ridden by definition.  If they didn't have bugs,
then they'd be algorithms.
 
Linux Computers:  316 of 1023

HOLY MACRO!
 
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HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT? (Y/N)
 
Linux Computers:  318 of 1023

HOST SYSTEM RESPONDING, PROBABLY UP...
 
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How can you work when the system's so crowded?
 
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"How do I love thee?  My accumulator overflows."
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