| Linux Computers: 314 of 1023 |
HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!
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| Linux Computers: 315 of 1023 |
Heuristics are bug ridden by definition. If they didn't have bugs,
then they'd be algorithms.
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| Linux Computers: 316 of 1023 |
HOLY MACRO!
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| Linux Computers: 317 of 1023 |
HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT? (Y/N)
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| Linux Computers: 318 of 1023 |
HOST SYSTEM RESPONDING, PROBABLY UP...
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| Linux Computers: 319 of 1023 |
How can you work when the system's so crowded?
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| Linux Computers: 320 of 1023 |
"How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows."
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| Linux Computers: 321 of 1023 |
How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are
3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand,
who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a
nanocentury.
-- Tom Duff, Bell Labs
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| Linux Computers: 322 of 1023 |
How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
-- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey
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| Linux Computers: 323 of 1023 |
How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work?
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