| Linux Computers: 318 of 1023 |
HOST SYSTEM RESPONDING, PROBABLY UP...
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| Linux Computers: 319 of 1023 |
How can you work when the system's so crowded?
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| Linux Computers: 320 of 1023 |
"How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows."
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| Linux Computers: 321 of 1023 |
How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are
3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand,
who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a
nanocentury.
-- Tom Duff, Bell Labs
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| Linux Computers: 322 of 1023 |
How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
-- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey
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| Linux Computers: 323 of 1023 |
How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work?
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| Linux Computers: 324 of 1023 |
Hug me now, you mad, impetuous fool!!
Oh wait...
I'm a computer, and you're a person. It would never work out.
Never mind.
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| Linux Computers: 325 of 1023 |
I *knew* I had some reason for not logging you off... If I could just
remember what it was.
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| Linux Computers: 326 of 1023 |
I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator.
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| Linux Computers: 327 of 1023 |
I am NOMAD!
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