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        How many seconds are there in a year?  If I tell you there  are
3.155  x  10^7, you won't even try to remember it.  On the other hand,
who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a
nanocentury.
                -- Tom Duff, Bell Labs
 
Linux Computers:  322 of 1023

How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
                -- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey
 
Linux Computers:  323 of 1023

How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work?
 
Linux Computers:  324 of 1023

Hug me now, you mad, impetuous fool!!
        Oh wait...
                I'm a computer, and you're a person.  It would never work out.
                        Never mind.
 
Linux Computers:  325 of 1023

I *knew* I had some reason for not logging you off... If I could just
remember what it was.
 
Linux Computers:  326 of 1023

I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator.
 
Linux Computers:  327 of 1023

I am NOMAD!
 
Linux Computers:  328 of 1023

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic party.
                -- Dennis Ritchie
 
Linux Computers:  329 of 1023

I am professionally trained in computer science, which is to say
(in all seriousness) that I am extremely poorly educated.
                -- Joseph Weizenbaum, "Computer Power and Human Reason"
 
Linux Computers:  330 of 1023

I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can.
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