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If graphics hackers are so smart, why can't they get the bugs out of
fresh paint?
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| Linux Computers: 369 of 1023 |
If he once again pushes up his sleeves in order to compute for 3 days
and 3 nights in a row, he will spend a quarter of an hour before to
think which principles of computation shall be most appropriate.
-- Voltaire, "Diatribe du docteur Akakia"
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| Linux Computers: 370 of 1023 |
If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the
shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton
In the sciences, we are now uniquely priviledged to sit side by side with
the giants on whose shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on
my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson
Mathematicians stand on each other's shoulders.
-- Gauss
Mathemeticians stand on each other's shoulders while computer scientists
stand on each other's toes.
-- Richard Hamming
It has been said that physicists stand on one another's shoulders. If
this is the case, then programmers stand on one another's toes, and
software engineers dig each other's graves.
-- Unknown
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If I'd known computer science was going to be like this, I'd never have
given up being a rock 'n' roll star.
-- G. Hirst
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| Linux Computers: 372 of 1023 |
If it happens once, it's a bug.
If it happens twice, it's a feature.
If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy.
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| Linux Computers: 373 of 1023 |
If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.
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| Linux Computers: 374 of 1023 |
If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
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If it's worth hacking on well, it's worth hacking on for money.
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If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot
to send it. But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think
the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail. And if *fifty*
pieces of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty* pieces of mail get
lost, why they'll think someone *else* is broken! And if 1Gb of mail gets
lost, they'll just *know* that Arpa [ucbarpa.berkeley.edu] is down and
think it's a conspiracy to keep them from their God given right to receive
Net Mail ...
-- Casey Leedom
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| Linux Computers: 377 of 1023 |
If Machiavelli were a hacker, he'd have worked for the CSSG.
-- Phil Lapsley
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