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Linux Computers:  370 of 1023

If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the
shoulders of giants.
                -- Isaac Newton

In the sciences, we are now uniquely priviledged to sit side by side with
the giants on whose shoulders we stand.
                -- Gerald Holton

If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on
my shoulders.
                -- Hal Abelson

Mathematicians stand on each other's shoulders.
                -- Gauss

Mathemeticians stand on each other's shoulders while computer scientists
stand on each other's toes.
                -- Richard Hamming

It has been said that physicists stand on one another's shoulders.  If
this is the case, then programmers stand on one another's toes, and
software engineers dig each other's graves.
                -- Unknown
 
Linux Computers:  371 of 1023

If I'd known computer science was going to be like this, I'd never have
given up being a rock 'n' roll star.
                -- G. Hirst
 
Linux Computers:  372 of 1023

If it happens once, it's a bug.
If it happens twice, it's a feature.
If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy.
 
Linux Computers:  373 of 1023

If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.
 
Linux Computers:  374 of 1023

If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
 
Linux Computers:  375 of 1023

If it's worth hacking on well, it's worth hacking on for money.
 
Linux Computers:  376 of 1023

If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot
to send it.  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think
the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail.  And if *fifty*
pieces of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty* pieces of mail get
lost, why they'll think someone *else* is broken!  And if 1Gb of mail gets
lost, they'll just *know* that Arpa [ucbarpa.berkeley.edu] is down and
think it's a conspiracy to keep them from their God given right to receive
Net Mail ...
                -- Casey Leedom
 
Linux Computers:  377 of 1023

If Machiavelli were a hacker, he'd have worked for the CSSG.
                -- Phil Lapsley
 
Linux Computers:  378 of 1023

If Machiavelli were a programmer, he'd have worked for AT&T.
 
Linux Computers:  379 of 1023

"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem."
                -- C. Durance, Computer Science 234
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