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If I'd known computer science was going to be like this, I'd never have
given up being a rock 'n' roll star.
                -- G. Hirst
 
Linux Computers:  372 of 1023

If it happens once, it's a bug.
If it happens twice, it's a feature.
If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy.
 
Linux Computers:  373 of 1023

If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.
 
Linux Computers:  374 of 1023

If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
 
Linux Computers:  375 of 1023

If it's worth hacking on well, it's worth hacking on for money.
 
Linux Computers:  376 of 1023

If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot
to send it.  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think
the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail.  And if *fifty*
pieces of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty* pieces of mail get
lost, why they'll think someone *else* is broken!  And if 1Gb of mail gets
lost, they'll just *know* that Arpa [ucbarpa.berkeley.edu] is down and
think it's a conspiracy to keep them from their God given right to receive
Net Mail ...
                -- Casey Leedom
 
Linux Computers:  377 of 1023

If Machiavelli were a hacker, he'd have worked for the CSSG.
                -- Phil Lapsley
 
Linux Computers:  378 of 1023

If Machiavelli were a programmer, he'd have worked for AT&T.
 
Linux Computers:  379 of 1023

"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem."
                -- C. Durance, Computer Science 234
 
Linux Computers:  380 of 1023

If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a
Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per per gallon,
and explode once a year killing everyone inside.
                -- Robert Cringely, InfoWorld
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