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If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
 
Linux Computers:  375 of 1023

If it's worth hacking on well, it's worth hacking on for money.
 
Linux Computers:  376 of 1023

If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot
to send it.  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think
the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail.  And if *fifty*
pieces of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty* pieces of mail get
lost, why they'll think someone *else* is broken!  And if 1Gb of mail gets
lost, they'll just *know* that Arpa [ucbarpa.berkeley.edu] is down and
think it's a conspiracy to keep them from their God given right to receive
Net Mail ...
                -- Casey Leedom
 
Linux Computers:  377 of 1023

If Machiavelli were a hacker, he'd have worked for the CSSG.
                -- Phil Lapsley
 
Linux Computers:  378 of 1023

If Machiavelli were a programmer, he'd have worked for AT&T.
 
Linux Computers:  379 of 1023

"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem."
                -- C. Durance, Computer Science 234
 
Linux Computers:  380 of 1023

If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a
Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per per gallon,
and explode once a year killing everyone inside.
                -- Robert Cringely, InfoWorld
 
Linux Computers:  381 of 1023

If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
                -- Norm Schryer
 
Linux Computers:  382 of 1023

If the designers of X-window built cars, there would be no fewer than five
steering wheels hidden about the cockpit, none of which followed the same
prinicples -- but you'd be able to shift gears with your car stereo.  Useful
feature, that.
                -- From the programming notebooks of a heretic, 1990.
 
Linux Computers:  383 of 1023

        If the Tao is great, then the operating system is great.  If the
operating system is great, then the compiler is great.  If the compiler
is great, then the application is great.  If the application is great, then
the user is pleased and there is harmony in the world.
        The Tao gave birth to machine language.  Machine language gave birth
to the assembler.
        The assembler gave birth to the compiler.  Now there are ten thousand
languages.
        Each language has its purpose, however humble.  Each language
expresses the Yin and Yang of software.  Each language has its place within
the Tao.
        But do not program in COBOL if you can avoid it.
                -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
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