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Linux Computers:  465 of 1023

Long computations which yield zero are probably all for naught.
 
Linux Computers:  466 of 1023

Loose bits sink chips.
 
Linux Computers:  467 of 1023

Mac Airways:
The cashiers, flight attendants and pilots all look the same, feel the same
and act the same. When asked questions about the flight, they reply that you
don't want to know, don't need to know and would you please return to your
seat and watch the movie.
 
Linux Computers:  468 of 1023

Mac Beer: At first, came only a 16-oz. can, but now comes in a 32-oz.
can. Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look
identical. When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The
ingredients list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the
ingredients, you are told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the
side reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan.
 
Linux Computers:  469 of 1023

MAC user's dynamic debugging list evaluator?  Never heard of that.
 
Linux Computers:  470 of 1023

        "Mach was the greatest intellectual fraud in the last ten years."
        "What about X?"
        "I said `intellectual'."
                ;login, 9/1990
 
Linux Computers:  471 of 1023

Machines certainly can solve problems, store information, correlate,
and play games -- but not with pleasure.
                -- Leo Rosten
 
Linux Computers:  472 of 1023

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
 
Linux Computers:  473 of 1023

Make sure your code does nothing gracefully.
 
Linux Computers:  474 of 1023

Making files is easy under the UNIX operating system.  Therefore, users
tend to create numerous files using large amounts of file space.  It has
been said that the only standard thing about all UNIX systems is the
message-of-the-day telling users to clean up their files.
                -- System V.2 administrator's guide
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